

pieconspiracy asked: No, no, you've got it all backwards. Breastfeeding and carrying your baby is TOTALLY a new thing. No one has ever thought of that before! And in the stone age people used cribs and bought special baby bath tubs and fancy soaps. I hear they had quality vibrating chairs and strollers, too.
you’re totally right, in fact I think vibrating baby bouncers first originated in ancient egypt ^_^
sometimes I hate the system.
I’ve moved in with my boyfriend, but because we share a room (and I had to pay rent on my student flat in Sheffield til september even though I don’t live there any more and can’t afford to pay rent on two places) he pays the rent, and he’s the one on the tenancy agreement, on the bills etc.
Now I want to register with the local doctor’s surgery but can’t because I don’t have “proof that I live there” and proof that I live somewhere, anywhere, other than the local area isn’t going to cut it because I would have to explain “but no I don’t live there I live here”. Basically I don’t have utility bills that I can show them.
So now I’m going to have to use my mum’s house as my “address” even thoughdon’t live there, because I have in the past had bank statements sent there, so can actually sign up to a doctor in that area. And it’s the other side of london so all my appointments are going to be over an hour away, and antenatal classes too, I might even have to be booked to have my baby in that area, and it costs me £6 in travel just to get there and back.
And the woman at reception was totally rude when I said that I didn’t have bills sent there and I’d only just moved in she was like “well you’ll just have to wait and not register until you have got some”. I was thinking BUT UM LADY I’M KIND OF ON A TIMESCALE HERE I’M 6 MONTHS PREGNANT I CAN’T JUST SIT AROUND WITH NO DOCTOR.

leaving this here because I think it’s pretty cool.
… How exactly does one get a newborn to use the potty?
Why does MY food only cost $120? Is this a monthly estimation or something? If so, why on earth would you spend $720 on baby food/$1300 on formula in a month?
I mean, yeah, they’re telling you some good tips. But these numbers don’t make any sense to me.
I love how this is called “Old Necessities” and “New Basics”. I’m pretty sure that it’s the ” old necessities” that are “new”, and the “basics” that have been around a long time and existed before people felt the need to spend excessive amounts on baby products, formula, and prams, since I’m pretty sure babies slept with mums and fed from the breat before cribs and formula were invented.
(I do like this but I’m just being pedantic about the wording)
Think of it this way: suppose he were to give her a diamond ring. You knew he was planning to give it to her in the future, even though it seemed far away. But it really seems like something she’d want now. You buy her one, and experience her…
the only thing this makes me think is that I really want a diamond ring.

I have honestly never in anyway used neopets. my childhood seems incomplete and now my life is going nowhere.
LOL I used Neopets until like… last year. No shame. I mean, I didn’t play with the pets and stuff, but I went on the chat boards all the time.
BRB gonna go play neopets now.
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woman on One Born Every Minute:
“I’m having a c section because it’ll be less painful and all the celebrities are having them and they seem to be stick thin afterwards”
and
“I’m squeamish and don’t like blood so that’s why I don’t want a natural birth”
but I’m in such a moody hormonal mood that everything is pissing me off. I hate this couple on this episode of the show for no reason other than the guys face is so gormless, he looks like he would struggle to string a whole sentence together.